18 definitions by WordUp

wilderness

Pornography.

Wilderness is gooooood!!!

by WordUp November 7, 2003

bleeew job

The opening to a threatening phone call.

Lupton: "Hello, Michael speaking"
Prav/Ho: "Bleeew job!"

by WordUp November 11, 2003

schoo small

A tiny dick.
Two inches of steel.

Sags claims the title of official schoo small from pravs.

by WordUp November 7, 2003

Sneef

An erotic video featuring a *once in a lifetime* performance.
An utterance of annoyance.

That scene was sneef!
Sneef! I stuffed that one up!

by WordUp November 7, 2003

Big trouble

An empty masculine platitude meaning nothing at all.

J: If I don't get laid by the end of the year there's gonna be big trouble!"

by WordUp November 11, 2003

bathtime

Bengali for orgy.

Sagnik, Myork, bathtime!

by WordUp November 19, 2003

schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by WordUp November 21, 2003