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An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
by talala April 01, 2007
Steal, snatch or finesse your way to something that isnt yours.
1. John sneefed my calculator when I wasnt looking in Math Class.

2. Mindy pulled off a sneef of first place in the gameDev Contest!

3. Shawn is a fucking sneef, dont trust him around your stuff!
by Willy Surprise! July 13, 2005
when one sneezes and queefs at the same time.
This Amber girl definitely sneefed in class today. The air was the full of a fishy aroma.
by Popeye I April 14, 2011
The plural of snoof, which means to sniff very hard and vigorously.
Russ: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Zach: No what happened?
Russ: He sneefed all the laughing gas at the dentist
by Russel2711 July 10, 2008
The rapid vaginal intake, and expulsion of gas. The pussy sneeze. Similar to queef.
Cover your twat when you sneef, ho!
by Sam5232 December 01, 2007
The act of sneezing and queefing simultaneously.
I was sitting on my porch outside when all of a sudden I let out a sneef.
by livelafluv88 April 15, 2015
An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
by talala March 09, 2007
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