Whackmaster's definitions

Brad Paisley moustache

A weak ass moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star Brad Paisley)

I didn't have time to shave this morning so now I have a Brad Paisley moustache.

by Whackmaster December 30, 2007

swinger

A tom turkey that has a beard so long that it swings back and forth as he runs

I shot a swinger last spring with an 11.5 inch beard.

by Whackmaster December 28, 2007