50 definitions by Weasel

the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass
after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths
by Weasel June 3, 2005
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the secretions from a woman's vagina, especially after seeing a hot guy like wally wally
That bitch had major panty pudding after I pulled out my dong at the dinner table
by Weasel February 12, 2003
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the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face
last night i skeeted all in nikkis face when i was a sniper in the hole
by Weasel May 1, 2005
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Man, that ho is lactilicious
by Weasel February 10, 2003
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combonation of the words esquire and wench. Used as a title or signature.
Megan's title is esqwench, post haste. Or is is Esqwench, Poast Haste?
by Weasel August 28, 2003
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when one jumps up in the air, kicking his legs and flailing his arms wildly, basically making himself look like a total douche bag
"hahahaha, look at that queer doing hebrew hops, i think he's mad because he has a small chode"
by Weasel May 4, 2005
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YO weasel, Sup in the house my home-dawg?
by Weasel October 18, 2003
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