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When you arrange for a oral sperm receptacle, whether male or female, to suck off any and all guys waiting in line to bust a nut, achieve orgasm and get their balls totally drained.
Dude, at the last kegger there was a seed line collector in the basement of the frat taking care of giving awesome blowjobs to anyone horny enough to wait in line to get head. She was so good she made every guys knees buckle as she gulped down massive amounts of sperm.
by Watchinfool September 30, 2023
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When you've been watching your best bud fuck n baredick your girlfriend hard and you can tell he's about to cum, when he pulls out (to not get her pregnant) you take his dick in your mouth and swallow his huge load, to help your bro out.
Dude I was in loadmode last night when my bud was fucking my girlfriend. I cleaned him up after cumming and took all his spem and licked the rest of his load off his balls
by Watchinfool November 9, 2023
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Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.
Lapping the boys is how I help my friend have an intense orgasm while he's fucking my girl.
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023
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To lick, tease and tickle your buddies balls with your tongue while he's fucking your girl.
Lapping the boys while my bud fucked my girl hard made him squirm as he nutted in my girl.
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023
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Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
by Watchinfool October 6, 2023
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When two gay/bi dudes have foot fetishes and love getting together to worship and lick each others bare feet to the point of each dude rubbing one out - includes alot of smelling each other's sweaty socks, sneakers and of course bare feet.
"Dude, you up for another brofootgasm session? My gym socks stink and I know you love my toes and feet." "Bro, I alway get so close to nutting when you lick in between my toes...it tickles SO much. Let's get together tonight."
by Watchinfool September 24, 2023
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Related to jocksockshock - that moment when you confirm your suspicions about your stepdad being gay or bi when you catch him with your sweaty jockstrap, cup or compression shorts up to his nose enjoying breathing in your male sweat smells - a potential source of blackmail.
Dude I got a case of jockncupshock. I walked in on my stepdad "doing my laundry" with my jockstrap and cup buried in his face. Gonna tease him now and ask if he wants to drink from my cup! LOL
by Watchinfool October 7, 2023
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