Turd ferguson 's definitions

mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Nothing

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Ninny

1. An idiot
2. Short word for nincompoop
3. Someone who is afraid of everything and has no courage; see pansy

You are such a little Ninny!

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Color Theory

One color to a specific person is viewed as another color to another specific person. Therefore one color to one person is a different color to another peroson, but those two specific people both know those two colors to be one specific color and one color to one of those specific people is viewed as another to another specific person.

Hey what if that color theory thing is right, wouldn't that be wierd.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

dookie

a piece of wet cat shit

there was dookie in Paul's shoe.

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

shit-lett

a piece of shit that gets caught in your ass-hair.

I hate getting shit-letts

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

full

to have had enought to eat

the gerbil won't come out because he's had enough to eat

by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003