Definitions by Total Penetration

bosozuko

The crazy teenage bike gangs that terrorize urban Japan. They organize "races" through downtown Tokyo often during high-traffic periods causing accidents, often fatal to themselves and others. The "race" is not really a race since the leader, who carries the flag of the gang, cannot be overtaken. The other participants, who may number in the dozens speed in and out of traffic in attempts to slow down motorist and distract the police. Bosozuko are thought of by mainstream Japanese as thugs, predecessors of their older yakuza brothers, who actively recruit from their ranks.

The bosozuko rider opened the throttle on his modified Ninja to accelerate through a red light at 120 miles per hour, only to be creamed by a delivery truck in the intersection.

bosozuko by Total Penetration September 14, 2005

stiff armed 

To be denied by a member of the opposite sex during the process of macking.

Damn, Pete just got stiff armed by that death star... how embarrassing for him.

OR

Good thing Pete got stiff armed by that chick, because she's actually a dude. Pete, why are you upset about it?

stiff armed by Total Penetration June 21, 2005

The Fruit Loop

Dupont Circle in Washington, DC. The nickname is derived from the large gay population that lives in the neighborhood around the circle. A cultural center and destination for great dining and nightlife.

Yo, I was chilling at Dragonfly off the Fruit Loop.

The Fruit Loop by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

Blackberry prayer 

A phrase coined by an anonymous CEO who walked into a boardroom for a meeting to see every executive bowing their heads, operating their Blackberries.

The Blackberry prayer is a plea to God to abolish the damn things.

Blackberry prayer by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

chippie

A secret, side addiction to heroin. Not fully developed because the addict is still functional.

I had a ten grand a week chippie, but went to work everyday, beeotch. Now that's hardcore.

chippie by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

The Big "O" 

an orgasm; cumming; seeing god

"The Big O" with a woman has been elusive for Pete for many years.

The Big "O" by Total Penetration June 9, 2005

pirateship 

A party or bar full of men when the opposite is desirable.

Pete: "I don't like the ratio at this party, and my chances are slim to begin with."
Bryan: "Yeah, it's a pirate ship. Let's bounce, but first I've got to get this girl's digits."

pirateship by Total Penetration June 7, 2005