14 definitions by Total Penetration

Death Star

An obese woman who corners you at a party full of pretty girls.

"Steve could be macking on any girl in here, if only he could escape that Death Star's tractor beam."

OR

"It's too large to be a moon... Steve's with a Death Star."

by Total Penetration May 24, 2005

chippie

A secret, side addiction to heroin. Not fully developed because the addict is still functional.

I had a ten grand a week chippie, but went to work everyday, beeotch. Now that's hardcore.

by Total Penetration June 4, 2005

bosozuko

The crazy teenage bike gangs that terrorize urban Japan. They organize "races" through downtown Tokyo often during high-traffic periods causing accidents, often fatal to themselves and others. The "race" is not really a race since the leader, who carries the flag of the gang, cannot be overtaken. The other participants, who may number in the dozens speed in and out of traffic in attempts to slow down motorist and distract the police. Bosozuko are thought of by mainstream Japanese as thugs, predecessors of their older yakuza brothers, who actively recruit from their ranks.

The bosozuko rider opened the throttle on his modified Ninja to accelerate through a red light at 120 miles per hour, only to be creamed by a delivery truck in the intersection.

by Total Penetration August 18, 2005

stiff armed

To be denied by a member of the opposite sex during the process of macking.

Damn, Pete just got stiff armed by that death star... how embarrassing for him.

OR

Good thing Pete got stiff armed by that chick, because she's actually a dude. Pete, why are you upset about it?

by Total Penetration June 8, 2005

beat up

To be intoxicated on alcohol,drugs or both.

Dude, those ten shots got me all beat up.

by Total Penetration June 2, 2005

oc40

Short Oxycontin 40 mg. Best taken by biting down on the pill to break the delayed release membrane. Contents may also be mixed with sterile water/ saline and injected.

Bryan loves oc40 with his coffee in the morning, even though he's completely recovered from his surgery.

by Total Penetration May 27, 2005

pirateship

A party or bar full of men when the opposite is desirable.

Pete: "I don't like the ratio at this party, and my chances are slim to begin with."
Bryan: "Yeah, it's a pirate ship. Let's bounce, but first I've got to get this girl's digits."

by Total Penetration June 2, 2005