6 definitions by TornReality

Top Definition
It sucks, because unlike a computer you can't turn the brightness down.
Bobby: "aargh! my eyes, ohh the sun it's so bright!"

In his room:
Bobby: "aargh! my eyes, ohh there it is, *turns brightness down* Much Better!"
by TornReality October 16, 2004
A very good song by Pink Floyd.
Hey you ! out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me
Hey you ! Standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles, can you feel me
Hey you ! don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight.
Hey you ! out there on your own
sitting naked by the phone would you touch me
Hey you ! with your ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out would you touch me
Hey you ! would you help me to carry the stone
Open your heart, I'm coming home
But it was only a fantasy
The wall was too high as you can see
No matter how he tried he could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain.
Hey you ! out there on the road
Doing what you're told, can you help me
Hey you ! out there beyond the wall
Breaking bottles in the hall, can you help me
Hey you ! don't tell me there's no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.
by TornReality October 02, 2004
Nowaday its "guilty until proven innocent, then even if proven innocent still guilty"
Kobe raped a white girl. Kobes trial proved that he was innocent. It doesent matter we still think he's guilty!
by TornReality October 02, 2004
Wrong uses for this is writing defintions for such things as "wrong uses for this."
Wrong uses for this would be bashing people on UD, or using it as a forum.
by TornReality October 05, 2004
"DT" Stands for Dream Theater(a kickass band.
Dream Theater rocks!
by TornReality October 02, 2004
HENTAI, a fancy word for porn. Hentai sets high standards for the pimple-faced geeks sitting behind the computer screen jacking off to it. In real life they couldn't even get a half decent girl. Hentai usually posts pics with aliens, monsters, dildos etc... That would be impossible to do in real life. Hentai exploits women by drawing them getting raped by a 100 guys at once, tortured, or by taking a million tentacles at once.
Nerd: WHOA! look at this hentai pic. The girl is banging 20 guys at once,and taking monster-sized dildos in every hole! I did not know girls were like that. This give me hope for the future...
by TornReality October 02, 2004

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