13 definitions by Tony GuizzettiKingTG

Slap Chop

That one guy who was on that Slap Chop Ad who got fired and put in prison for prostitution.

"I used Slap Chop until i figured out that the host of the commercial got fired for prostitution"

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

When you've gotta dip in class because your about to shit yourself.

Haha! look at this fag, he's about to DipShit himself.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

When your having sex with your black friends mom and you cum inside of her, she becomes cached just like like a da pot.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Baptizing a baby except only no water, just blowing a vape cloud in its face.

Man: May I confess to god right now father.
Horny Priest: Nah nigga, I've gotta go vaptist some babies.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Hey dumb ass, why don't you go get a 401k . gotta be a fucking retarded if you think I'm lying.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017