15 definitions by Tom Scott

Space Docking

The act of buggering somone else, often of the same sex with a frozen turd.

Baz: Hey rastall do you wanna go space docking later?
Will: You bet! scrum down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Phallus

a huge penis shaped object

look yonder, a huge phallic mountain!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Scrum Down!

Great, amazing. A term meaning generally good.

A:Party at mine this weekend!
B:Scrum Down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Monte Carlo

The most used and most prestigious of racing circuits which everyone knows. Apart from Will Rastall of Leeds...
Also means superlative

see spoiler

that party was Monte Carlo!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

taxi driver's tan

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'

I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.

by Tom Scott February 19, 2004

Knobber

An idiot or fool.

You are such a Knobber!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Nugget

A chunk of valuable metal.
OR an idiot or buffoon, like howard or baz.

(After he decides he loves men):
You are a nugget Mike...

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003