Toee's definitions

Sexjewgly

Sexjewgly is simply this - Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly.

You see, it originated in the northeast Philadelphia region where many Jews live. It is used to describe a middle aged, hook nosed, yet unbelieveably sexy Jewish man. Who knows what the attraction is, but only Russian girls and over sexed teenagers use this phrase. You can see it grafitied all over Roosevelt blvd.

A famous example is Tim Roth, who is actually not Jewish, but his name and nose make people believe it. Anyway, he is a famous Sexjewgly.

Hey, that guy is so Sexjewgly.

Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly

Sexjewgly is my Anti Drug

by toee May 15, 2006

Buttery Nipple

A delicious alcoholic beverage.
Composed of a bottom layer of Butterscotch schnapps (and optional melted butterscotch) and a top layer of Irish cream. A favorite semi-girly drink of many.

I ordered a buttery nipple at the cocktail bar last night.

by toee December 3, 2006

Selfish Cunt

A strange, strange band from the UK.

We're going to a Selfish Cunt show tonight.

by toee February 10, 2006

Day of the Dead

Day of the dead is the Catholic, and generally Mexican(although its celebrated in most north and south american places) holiday celebrating All Souls Day, aka Halloween, aka the ancient Samhain.

It's celebrated with skulls, skeletons, candy, camping out in cemeteries, and amateur seances. It's every goth and emo kid's dream day. Also called Dia de los Muertos.

It is one kick ass holiday.

We're going to hang out in cemeteries and paint our faces like skeletons for Day of the Dead.

by Toee August 29, 2006

The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.

The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.

by toee December 3, 2006

Levittown

The holy grail of white trash and adolescent dreams. A large township in Southest Pennsylvania (right outside philly). It encompases Bristol and Middletown. Of all the suburbs of Philly, this one is the best. (Langhorne is boring as hell)

We're gonna go to Levittown to hang out in Quincy Hollow and just fuck around.

by toee April 10, 2006

49

Slang for sex with a quadroplegic.

I totally just 49-ed with that dude in a wheel chair.

by Toee September 17, 2006