Toee's definitions

Vee's life story

A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.

Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.

That is Vee's life story.

by toee November 11, 2006

Selfish Cunt

A strange, strange band from the UK.

We're going to a Selfish Cunt show tonight.

by toee February 10, 2006

Wall of Sound

Possbily the best song by American Hi-Fi, and the final song on their self titled album.

Here are some lyrics -

You're under my skin now I could shut out the world that we know
I'll try to be everything you want me to be
And I've got a head start but I'm making the same mistakes
And its all or nothing when we fall apart
Fade fade fade into you

Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear
Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear

Now try and tell me it's not a good song.

by toee May 23, 2006

Back Stabbing Broad

Bascially a woman, be it a friend or a girlfriend, or even someone you barely know, who stabs you in the back a bitchy way. Someone severely looked down on.

She is such a back stabbing broad, I let her stay at my house for one night and she already made a pass at my boyfriend.

by toee May 23, 2006

Day of the Dead

Day of the dead is the Catholic, and generally Mexican(although its celebrated in most north and south american places) holiday celebrating All Souls Day, aka Halloween, aka the ancient Samhain.

It's celebrated with skulls, skeletons, candy, camping out in cemeteries, and amateur seances. It's every goth and emo kid's dream day. Also called Dia de los Muertos.

It is one kick ass holiday.

We're going to hang out in cemeteries and paint our faces like skeletons for Day of the Dead.

by Toee August 29, 2006

Buttery Nipple

A delicious alcoholic beverage.
Composed of a bottom layer of Butterscotch schnapps (and optional melted butterscotch) and a top layer of Irish cream. A favorite semi-girly drink of many.

I ordered a buttery nipple at the cocktail bar last night.

by toee December 3, 2006

goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.

Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.

by toee May 24, 2006