Toee's definitions

piece of ass

Dane Cook once sated that it was something you find at a crimescene.

"We've found..uh..It looks like a piece of ass?!"
said the police officer bagging the evidence.

by toee May 24, 2006

Beakman's World

A show that aired in the 90's and was fronted by Paul Zaloom a satirist and performance artist who called himself Beakman and acted rather flamboyantly.

Many people who remember the show remember it fondly, it was almost like Pee Wee's playhouse meets Bill Nye the science guy.

It showcased a mad scientist, a rat-man-creature, numerous female assistants and penguins doing science projects and dispelling myths among other things.

Now, I'm quite sure it has a huge stoner fanbase, because the show is very, very trippy.

It was a sad day when they took Beakman's World off the air in 1997.

Random stoner - "I'm gonna go smoke a blunt and watch Beakman's World, wanna come?"

by Toee August 30, 2006

burning beacon of raw sexuality

A very aggressive, sexual person who you would like to take to bed. Usually very good looking, but not always, sometimes just someone who exudes sexuality despite being somewhat of a minger.

that guy who's always on the corner, smoking his cigarettes and with his tight clothes, he is a burning beacon of raw sexuality.

by toee September 20, 2006

idkwid

acronym for I Don't Know What I'm Doing. best used online or text messaging.

man, idkwid anymore.

by toee April 9, 2006

pencil line moustache

A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.

Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.

John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.

by Toee August 30, 2006

schpunesfazel

A song from the now defunct Philadelphian band Yaoi.

Was about a woman cheating on her abusive husband.

"Schpunesfazel, schpunesfazel!" is the chorus of the song by the same name by the band Yaoi.

by toee December 3, 2006

Kaz Hirai

The owner and CEO of Sony. Is Japanese. Acheived internet fame through his press conference where he stated that the Playstation 3 would be "$599.99 American dollars" and "Ridge Racer".

When PS3 came out, many people were injured by crowds, some killed, so he can be partially blamed for their deaths.

"It's Ridge Racer, Riiiiiidge Racer!" said Kaz Hirai, the CEO of Sony.

by toee December 3, 2006