Toee's definitions

piece of ass

Dane Cook once sated that it was something you find at a crimescene.

"We've found..uh..It looks like a piece of ass?!"
said the police officer bagging the evidence.

by toee May 24, 2006

Jewgly

An ugly Jew. Not nesecarily a bad thing, just someone who is jewish and ugly. It doesn't mean they aren't nice people.

Look at that guy he is so... Jewgly.

by toee May 24, 2006

Kaz Hirai

The owner and CEO of Sony. Is Japanese. Acheived internet fame through his press conference where he stated that the Playstation 3 would be "$599.99 American dollars" and "Ridge Racer".

When PS3 came out, many people were injured by crowds, some killed, so he can be partially blamed for their deaths.

"It's Ridge Racer, Riiiiiidge Racer!" said Kaz Hirai, the CEO of Sony.

by toee December 3, 2006

Kakihara

A fictional Sado-Masochist from the film Ichi the Killer. Played by the brilliant Tadanobu Asano, it's this character that gave Ichi the Killer it's edge. Kakihara is a young gangster who likes to hurt himself and has odd facial scarring. He goes in pursuit of his dead boss and lover, Anjo, but along the way adopts the gang and tries to get Ichi to kill him. He also has creepy twin friends who engage in s+m with him.

Believe me, it's one badass character.

Kakihara cuts off the tip of his tongue, and get this, for pretty much just shits and giggles.

by toee May 15, 2006

serpentine

When a person passes gas, for them as well as those around them, to dart in rapid succession away from the stench.

When he farted, we all had to serpentine.

"Carl, serpentine!"

by toee May 18, 2008

stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.

That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.

by toee May 23, 2006

pencil line moustache

A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.

Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.

John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.

by Toee August 30, 2006