8 definitions by Tim L.
Any girl who was born and raised in New Jersey. Mostly known for having hair that is very high, wearing lots of makeup and jewelry, and being able to smoke a cigarette, drink a beer, chew gum, and bitch about their boyfriend all at the same time. Often, they have attended a private, all-girl catholic school so they are hard to fuck, but easy to get a blowjob from.
"Nothin' matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey Girl." - Bruce Springsteen
by Tim L. May 9, 2003
"To win glory, stepping into the chariot of honoured Nike: for to one man only does the goddess grant to jump into her great carriage." -Greek Lyric III Simonides
by Tim L. June 16, 2003
by Tim L. May 9, 2003
Any guy who possesses the traits of a dork to such a high degree that it is his defining characteristic.
by Tim L. April 24, 2004
A high school or college student who does little else than cut classes and smoke weed. Usually has long, straight hair and a proclivity toward heavy metal bands of the 70's and 80's. Can often be found in smoke-filled bathrooms and makeshift basement bars.
by Tim L. May 9, 2003
A skank of the most extreme variety. Possessing the traits of a skank to the degree that all other skanks pale by comparison.
by Tim L. May 10, 2003
A person who claims to be a black belt in karate, but who actually only studied for a couple of months or not at all.
ETYMOLOGY - This word comes from the name of a fictional character named Daniel Larusso, who was the protagonist in "The Karate Kid"; a mediocre but hugely successful American film released in the early 80's which starred Pat Morita and Ralph Macchio.
ETYMOLOGY - This word comes from the name of a fictional character named Daniel Larusso, who was the protagonist in "The Karate Kid"; a mediocre but hugely successful American film released in the early 80's which starred Pat Morita and Ralph Macchio.
by Tim L. May 9, 2003