TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Whisk my Eggs

The female way of saying “please fuck me”.

What do you want to do tonight?
I want you to fucking whisk my eggs :)
HA. OK!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

That’s my little monkey

A thing single moms say before showing someone who didn’t ask a picture of their child.

*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Queeah

How people from Boston say “Queer”

Like my rainbow shoes?
“Ah sheddap ya feckin queeah!”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

Apartment 308

The 8th suite on the third floor of an apartment block. Stereotypically, these suites will ALWAYS have a fat chick with a boyfriend who is at least 8 years older than her who has a weak-ass pull-out game. As a result of said pull-out game, this suite will also have one kid that is his and one kid that is hers. The failure of a father is unnecessarily loud because he thinks his kids like it; without realizing that he’s high key traumatizing them for life with shitty parenting. Apartment 308 is known for having residents that still believe in high school shit such as promise rings and Disney movies, along with thinking that having 5 different girlfriends and 3 different jobs over the last 10 years is considered as successful. The fat chick 95% of the time is only in it for the money as she is fully aware that the degree path she chose to get was useless and can’t hold down any sort of job whatsoever, seeing as something as simple as walking up a flight of stairs is viewed as overexertion to her.

Hi Caretaker, I’d like to file a noise complaint.

“Is it Apartment 308 again?”
Yep.

“*sigh* alright”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

But

A word people say that means “forget everything that I just said, I’m now going to tell you what I really think.”

That was a great idea but I think we shouldn’t do that

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023

Quiet Quitting

A word millennials came up with that equates to doing your job without picking up overtime.

Basically it’s doing what you’re supposed to do at your job.

I’m thinking about quiet quitting my job.

“That’s not quiet quitting, that’s just doing your job.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 September 8, 2022

Sheep

What antivaxxers call people when they have no legitimate reply nor rebuttal to a statement that goes against their conspiracy theories. Most commonly American, Obese, single, lonely, unemployed, bored, and/or depressed as they rely on social media and anonymous apps to give them something to keep what is left of their minds occupied.

Also see American

- I’m not injecting an unknown substance into my body!!
“The ingredients are all available online.”
- Yeah but it doesn’t even work!!!
“So you’re against getting something that, according to you, won’t affect you because…?”
-Ha! Fuckin sheep!!! Can you say “baaa”?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 19, 2022