TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

White Privilege

A term black people came up with to make white people feel bad for literally existing and nothing more.

Black Guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 in scholarships for being smart plus $2000 in awards simply for being black*

White guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 scholarship for being smart*
Black Guy: hmph, fuck him and his white privilege *robs a store*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

transstraight

Trans people who are interested in the same sex that they were born as. It basically means gay but if you say that people will rage at you and lose their shit.

Hi Samantha!

“UM ITS SAMUEL NOW!”

Uh ok, want to date My sister Allison?
“UM NO IM TRANSSTRAIGHT”
Yeah, I know you’re gay, that’s why I’m asking.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

Honey

What females call people when someone needs to explain something blatantly simple and obvious to them but they feel the need to pretend they already knew.

“Why did I get pulled over??”
Ma’am you were going 50 in a 35 zone.

“Honey, no I wasn’t”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 4, 2022

Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Boy it sure is quiet tonight

What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers

*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*

*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*

Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Suduko

How really stupid people pronounce “Sudoku”

I’m going to play suduko.

“Never heard of that. Is it similar to sudoku?”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023