TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions
1. No longer present; subsided; attenuated
2. How black people say “is going to” because they have a life choice of being intentionally illiterate
2. How black people say “is going to” because they have a life choice of being intentionally illiterate
1. Andrew is gone. He left about ten minutes ago.
2. Bro he gone be here later, he gone bring me my grade 7 diploma
2. Bro he gone be here later, he gone bring me my grade 7 diploma
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 1, 2022
Get the Gonemug. A word millennials came up with that equates to doing your job without picking up overtime.
Basically it’s doing what you’re supposed to do at your job.
Basically it’s doing what you’re supposed to do at your job.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 September 8, 2022
Get the Quiet Quittingmug. A sleep disorder that is represented by difficulties/an inability to fall asleep and/or stay asleep. Usually self-diagnosed by millennials and Gen Zs who stay on their smartphone all night and can’t wrap their head around the fact that exposure to blue light close to one’s hours of sleep will almost guarantee significant issues with sleep onset, sleep maintenance, and sleep initiation.
I can’t sleep, I have insomnia.
“Have you tried staying off your iPad and computer before bed and maybe like, reading a book, talking with family, calling friends, anything like that?”
God no, I’m Gen Z, I am terrified of using phones and books for their actual purpose unless the book has a touch screen.
“Have you tried staying off your iPad and computer before bed and maybe like, reading a book, talking with family, calling friends, anything like that?”
God no, I’m Gen Z, I am terrified of using phones and books for their actual purpose unless the book has a touch screen.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023
Get the Insomniamug. A word people say that means “forget everything that I just said, I’m now going to tell you what I really think.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023
Get the Butmug. What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.
“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.
“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.
“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
Get the Small Dick Energymug. Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:
1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.
OR
2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.
OR
2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
*matches on Tinder*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.
*unmatches*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.
*unmatches*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
Get the Ugly bypass tacticmug. The 8th suite on the third floor of an apartment block. Stereotypically, these suites will ALWAYS have a fat chick with a boyfriend who is at least 8 years older than her who has a weak-ass pull-out game. As a result of said pull-out game, this suite will also have one kid that is his and one kid that is hers. The failure of a father is unnecessarily loud because he thinks his kids like it; without realizing that he’s high key traumatizing them for life with shitty parenting. Apartment 308 is known for having residents that still believe in high school shit such as promise rings and Disney movies, along with thinking that having 5 different girlfriends and 3 different jobs over the last 10 years is considered as successful. The fat chick 95% of the time is only in it for the money as she is fully aware that the degree path she chose to get was useless and can’t hold down any sort of job whatsoever, seeing as something as simple as walking up a flight of stairs is viewed as overexertion to her.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
Get the Apartment 308mug.