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My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 October 30, 2022
Get the She said yesmug. The best blowjob known to man to signify that she is a keeper. A Gawk Gawk 5000 is a bj that consists of her preferring to please you to the highest level possible while giving up her autoimmune desire for oxygen. The term derives it’s name from the sound that comes out of their larynx in between dick thrusts. The best women usually can make this sound 8-10 consecutive times followed by a dying, autonomic gasp for oxygen with a significant amount of associated saliva pouring out of her mouth.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
Get the Gawk Gawk 5000mug. by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 31, 2023
Get the Animemug. What drunk female Natives (usually borderline homeless or narcotic addicts) add to the end of a sentence when they’re angry.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
Get the -uhmug. It’s fucking. Call it whatever you want. Fuckin, bangin, railing, you can call it “Makin a Grilled Cheese Sandwich” if you want as long as he gets to go “awwwww FUCK” at the end of it.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
Get the Make lovemug. ~~~~~~~~~
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
Get the ~mug. The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.
My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
Get the Crustmug.