132 definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1
A typical quote used be people as a significant ploy for attention. This question gets posted by depressed and useless individuals on anonymous social media apps as they know it will get comments and make them feel recognized for once in their sad excuse of a life.
Hmm, nobody talks to me :( Oh wait, I have an idea! *goes on social media* “Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2022
A repetitious ploy for attention used on anonymous apps. This is reposted every few hours by fat chicks on anonymous apps because they know that the guys that pity them the most will reply and say “yes” to give them the exact amount of recognition that they are seeking. Fatties also know that, because of the amount of sadness and pity, it will make their post automatically go to a “Hot” or “Popular” page which, unfortunately, is everyone’s main objective in their sad, sad life as it makes them feel recognized.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 23, 2022
Originally from the fourth season of Married With Children, a tangwich is a slice of bread with butter on it coated in Tang drink crystals.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 3, 2021
Colored: bLaKk liVeS maDduRr
Superior: Do Japanese, Chinese, European, Korean, Dutch, Russian, and Indian lives matter?
Colored: Of course
Superior: Oh so all lives matter?
Colored: REEEEEEE NOOOOO THATS RACIST. EQUALITY IS RACIST AND IMA DOWNVOTE THIS POST REEEEEE
Superior: Do Japanese, Chinese, European, Korean, Dutch, Russian, and Indian lives matter?
Colored: Of course
Superior: Oh so all lives matter?
Colored: REEEEEEE NOOOOO THATS RACIST. EQUALITY IS RACIST AND IMA DOWNVOTE THIS POST REEEEEE
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
Fucking a chick in your position of choice with a condom in her apartment/house. The additive to this is that you then find out that she actually lives with her boyfriend who is currently out of town, so you intentionally leave the condom and/or it’s wrapper on his side of the bed or amongst his belongings so that he finds it when he comes back and leaves her lyin bitch ass
Did you hook up with that chick Er nah?
“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”
Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”
Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
How REALLY stupid people (usually americans) abbreviate the phrase “et cetera” because they think, for some reason, the C comes before the T. Also usually said after they mention only one thing in a list because they can’t think of anything else.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.
CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023