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A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.
Do you have Winter Washitis?
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
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A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.
First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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1. Short for “sister”
2. A term girls who downvote posts on UrbanDictionary call each other because guys call each other “bro” and they want to try to be just like them because “eQuAlItY
“Hey sis.”
Ew don’t call me that, we’ve known each other for like 3 days.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023
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Former definition meant “at no charge at all” but in 2023, “free” usually means that you need to make purchases or spend a specific amount of money in order to get something, meaning it is not free.
“Get a free contest entry by spending $500 in our merchandise store!”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
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Slang/shortened term for pseudoephedrine, a primary ingredient in the manufacturing of methamphetamine.
I’m in short supply this week, sorry. Can’t find any pseudo.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 22, 2023
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What to say right before you cum when you’re having sex with a girl and realize that she isn’t really your type and just wanted to get laid. This will make her feel so weirded out mentally that she will almost definitely not try to hook up with you again.
Oh yeah, cum inside me baby!
Ok babe, ahhhhh Here comes the Gook!”
o_0 (What did he just say?)
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
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