132 definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1
1. Busses that are early
2. Busses that are late
3. Busses that are on time
4. Busses that go fast
5. Busses that go slow
6. Transit operators who stop for a coffee
7. Transit operators that use the bathroom
8. Transit operators in general
9. Winnipeg Transit
10. Rain
11. Snow
12. Wind
13. weather in general
14. Winnipeg transit again
15. People who sit in seats
16. People who stand
17. People
18. Busses
19. Bus fare
20. Bus stops
21. Bus benches
22. Bus seats
23. Bus windows
24. Busses
25. People
26. Transit operators again
27. Winnipeg Transit
28. Probably yourself too
2. Busses that are late
3. Busses that are on time
4. Busses that go fast
5. Busses that go slow
6. Transit operators who stop for a coffee
7. Transit operators that use the bathroom
8. Transit operators in general
9. Winnipeg Transit
10. Rain
11. Snow
12. Wind
13. weather in general
14. Winnipeg transit again
15. People who sit in seats
16. People who stand
17. People
18. Busses
19. Bus fare
20. Bus stops
21. Bus benches
22. Bus seats
23. Bus windows
24. Busses
25. People
26. Transit operators again
27. Winnipeg Transit
28. Probably yourself too
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 11, 2023
What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers
*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*
*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*
Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*
*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*
Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
A term black people came up with to make white people feel bad for literally existing and nothing more.
Black Guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 in scholarships for being smart plus $2000 in awards simply for being black*
White guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 scholarship for being smart*
Black Guy: hmph, fuck him and his white privilege *robs a store*
White guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 scholarship for being smart*
Black Guy: hmph, fuck him and his white privilege *robs a store*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023
A person who uses the anonymous social media app “YikYak” and frequently makes posts starting with “x upvotes and I’ll <insert action>”. Common action examples include “ask out my crush” (as if they’re in elementary school), “streak across campus”, “shout out a random phrase during an exam”.
Sad, lonely people do this on anonymous apps because they know it will rack up a lot of upvotes, which, similar to “likes” and “shares”, are the only sad thing that keeps our depressed population alive.
Sad, lonely people do this on anonymous apps because they know it will rack up a lot of upvotes, which, similar to “likes” and “shares”, are the only sad thing that keeps our depressed population alive.
100 upvotes and I will ask out my crush
*285 upvotes*
Comments: “so did you do it?” “Nah he’s just a yakarma farmer”
OP: not at all but uhhhh… “yeah I did! She said yes and we’re grabbing coffee tomorrow! Thanks everyone!!” At least I got lots of yakarma
*285 upvotes*
Comments: “so did you do it?” “Nah he’s just a yakarma farmer”
OP: not at all but uhhhh… “yeah I did! She said yes and we’re grabbing coffee tomorrow! Thanks everyone!!” At least I got lots of yakarma
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 11, 2023
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 31, 2023
What females call people when someone needs to explain something blatantly simple and obvious to them but they feel the need to pretend they already knew.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 5, 2022