20 definitions by The Tangoman

A guy who beats his wife.
Many English football players are active beatwifers, especialy the ones from teams based in the London-area (Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspurs, Chelsea).
by The Tangoman October 27, 2004
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Something that could, and would, happen at a G.G. Allin concert.
G.G. squatted down, produced, and delivered the goods at the consert...
by The Tangoman October 23, 2004
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An annoying little (fictive) being that makes life especialy difficult for Croquet players as well as all life forms in general. The Gnatt is also very short tempered (see: hockey-temper) and can bite and claw any innocent passer-by to death. No gnatts have been properly documented, but they can resemble an angry lepricorn. Can also be used as a word for anything negative or as an insult.
Anything/Anyone small and annoying is a gnatt or simply just gnatt.
by The Tangoman September 17, 2004
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a)An expression used when impressed, overwhelmed, shocked. Similar to "wow!" and "Oh golly-gosh!". Usually followed by an exclamation mark (!).

b) The urine of a gangster.
a)
Girl: "Wanna get lucky, little boy?"
Guy: "Gee Wizz! It's my lucky day today!"

b)
The carpet was soaked with gee-wizz.
by The Tangoman October 24, 2004
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When your down, blue in the depeche-mood or whatever. Only known remedy to man is beer.
I'm so depressed, where's the beer?
by The Tangoman September 20, 2004
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When your wasted, I mean totally out-of-there, pain does'nt occure...
by The Tangoman September 17, 2004
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The number that (usually) comes before three. Square root of four. Also the amount of people it takes to tango.
by The Tangoman September 20, 2004
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