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An annoying little (fictive) being that makes life especialy difficult for Croquet players as well as all life forms in general. The Gnatt is also very short tempered (see: hockey-temper) and can bite and claw any innocent passer-by to death. No gnatts have been properly documented, but they can resemble an angry lepricorn. Can also be used as a word for anything negative or as an insult.
Anything/Anyone small and annoying is a gnatt or simply just gnatt.
Gnatt by The Tangoman September 16, 2004
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Gnatt an act usually done by teenagers

But without actually having sexual intercourse. Just very long kisssess etc
Bro we had Gnatt at the movies
Gnatt by Your typical dilf August 15, 2022

Tight like gnatt booty 

( Verb)Phrase meaning great or really good

Comes from the perception or idea of how tight a gnats ass would be if someone would be able to insert (blank) in it
Man that girls shit was tight like gnatt booty

gnat's ass 

Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pussy hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.
"Clearance is clearance, Clarance, but that die is only missing by a gnat's ass".
gnat's ass by aethernet September 4, 2006
The act of being clapped. Synonyms- clapped, fried, zooted.
Charles Waish was ghatted during bio.

Yoooo are you ghatted bro?
Ghatted by guw0pkavy January 29, 2019

Joe Gatto 

Eating a massive amount of pastry in one sitting. Usually a package meant for multiple people.
Are you about to Joe Gatto that whole cheese danish?
Joe Gatto by Therilz October 31, 2021
Ghost Schlatt. Name Bestowed upon Schlatt by Tommy & Techno after he died on the Dream SMP.
"You looking Rather Glatty today Technoblade" - Tommyinnit 2020
Glatt by JustCallMeSatya December 18, 2020