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8 definitions by The Great American

 
1.
The second greatest human in the history of everything, only to be beaten by his best and longest friend Jesus.
George Washington once stopped a musket bullet with his teeth only to have them shatter and replaced by wooden ones with gold in the center. He then went on to slaughter the entire British regiment of 50 men with his sword and trusty steed.
by The Great American August 12, 2008
 
2.
The war where the europian allied powers did most of the frontwork. But United States cleaned it all up when they invaded Omaha and then nuked Japan. All the Soviet Union did was have shitty weather.
World War 1 but like 10x better and yet worser, Also World War 2 makes the best movies.
by The Great American August 12, 2008
 
3.
The American Revolution as some call it. But it's the war where a bunch of American colonists with pitchforks beat down a billion british soldiers.
The definition is of course an exageration but thats the revolutionary war in a nutshell.
by The Great American August 12, 2008
 
4.
The reason women are the most powerful beings in the world, and yet think they are treated unfairly and should have equality with men. Which in all respects would be a considerably large step down.
With great power comes great responsibility and the female population uses that power for 90% of their lives with little responsiblity.(I.E. Boobs)
by The Great American August 12, 2008
 
5.
The single greatest person in the history of everything.
historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?
by The Great American August 12, 2008
 
6.
The war between the two greatet civilizations in the world at the time, the United States and the Soviet Union. In which the United States won because they were faster and advancing technology, and had the courage to keep going.
Woman who just had birth: how's my baby?
United States Cold War doctor: He is fine, and yet another brave soldier in the fight against communism *looks head up at an angle then stares proudly*
by The Great American August 12, 2008
 
7.
Person who is smarter then you in every way because he/she is the leader of a country.
Dumb Person: Man i hate our president he is such an idiot.
Smart Person: Well what do you do.
Dumb Person: Well i am-
Smart Person: NOT THE PREIDENT!

by The Great American August 12, 2008