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ufobia

Fear of being abducted, or coming in contact with a hostile UFO.
The Colonel interviewed his subjects searching for ufobia in each of their eyes.
by The Colonel July 22, 2015
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lupid

To be drunk and stoned at the same time
After a 40oz and a blunt I'm lupid
by The Colonel October 1, 2003
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Scotched

A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.
Don't drive while scotched.

Why go to a bar and drink when you can sit home and get scotched?
by The Colonel December 2, 2004
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kookmeyer

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.
by The Colonel May 11, 2004
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baby rattlesnakes

Young punks that are full of testosterone and looking to get into fights.
Dude, the NOFX show was cool but the pit was full of baby rattlesnakes.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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shit legs

The numbing of one's legs after a lengthy session on the toilet (the toilet seat rim is typical applying pressure to a certain area of the upper leg that can decrease the flow of blood to the legs, causing numbness). The person will typically lose their balance when standing up to either wipe themselves or pull their pants up.
Dude, I took such a long shit this morning that I got shit legs and fell against the wall.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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sponge

A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.
Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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