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kookmeyer 

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.
kookmeyer by The Colonel May 11, 2004
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kookometer 

a measurement of one's ability to determine if someone that they meet is crazy.
Dude, when I met your girlfriend for the first time, my kookometer went thru the roof.
kookometer by handz man August 30, 2010
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Kookyeyes 

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Friends include
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Jason: 'Isnt he that guy who is gonna press a spacebar 100K times at 200 followers?"
Kookyeyes by XBladeXGMD March 9, 2021

Kronmeyer 

German word that means "crown maker". Often used as a last name.
Anyone with the last name "Kronmeyer" probably has come from a family that used to make crowns during the middle ages.
Kronmeyer by R Kronmeyer March 6, 2009

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
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rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
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