culinary colonialism

the act of going to another country and telling them how to make their ethnic food

Hey Slim, people in mexico have no idea how to make a chalupa, so I used some culinary colonialism to show them where to put the baja sauce.

by The Colonel December 02, 2003

foo-king do-may

Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.

Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.

by The Colonel July 19, 2003

shacked

A surfer that is so deep inside the tubing part of the wave that he is completely enveloped - likened to being inside a fully enclosed dwelling, such as a shack.

Dude, I just got shacked on that wave.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

rig

To have relations (of a sexual nature) with a woman.

Dude, see that hot blonde chick? I rigged her last night.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

kookmeyer

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.

Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.

by The Colonel May 12, 2004

webmonkey ash

To vomit profusely after a heavy night out

Oh, I can't believe he just ashed everywhere

by the colonel March 27, 2004

lupid

To be drunk and stoned at the same time

After a 40oz and a blunt I'm lupid

by The Colonel October 01, 2003