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38 definitions by The Colonel

 
22.
AKA Gynecological Porn. Pornography that focuses on the woman's vagina. This can range from poses where the woman is simply spreading her legs in every image, to extreme closups of, and practically inside, the vagina.
This chick is spreading her pussy lips in every picture. It's full on Gyneconography.
by The Colonel February 27, 2007
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23.
A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.
Don't drive while scotched.

Why go to a bar and drink when you can sit home and get scotched?
by The Colonel December 02, 2004
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24.
Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.
Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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25.
A gay man's beard.

The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.

Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.

After Bob came out of the closet, the first thing he did was buy a white Miata and grow a boxtrap.
by The Colonel May 12, 2006
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26.
To vomit profusely after a heavy night out
Oh, I can't believe he just ashed everywhere
by the colonel March 27, 2004
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27.
The jamming of one's thumb into the deck of a surfboard - caused by extremely hard surf wax being applied to the board on a cold morning and then catching on the existing wax.
Dude, it was so cold this morning that I got the worst klugle when I was waxing my board. I almost bent my fingernail back.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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28.
n; a whore whom is especially cunty; a person not very well liked; a slunt with no regard for anything at all, in the world, ever.
eg; "OW! That hurt, you cunty cunty whore! Stop that." or "Jesus, you are a cunty cunty whore, I can't believe you." or "who in their right mind would screw that cunty cunty whore?"
by The Colonel April 10, 2003
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