Tara's definitions

march madness

A sporting event that steals the attention of all men and leaves their wives and girlfriends wondering where the hell they disappeared to!

Dean is so much into March Madness that he completely has forgotten about his girlfriend Tara and is close to getting dumped for ignoring her.

by Tara March 29, 2005

my little pony

The coolest toy from the 80's EVER. Attempted to bring them back in the 2000's. Maybe it will work.


I highly doubt it.

OH MY GOD! I found my My Little Pony collection!

by Tara March 1, 2004

MMMBop

A moment in time. A short period of time.

In an MMMBop they're, in an MMMBop they're not there

by Tara October 1, 2003

slanny

A man or woman that is considered a whore, manwhore or slut.

Tava is such an easy slanny. No wonder she's nicknamed BJQ!

by Tara March 28, 2005

divination

The practice of looking into the future by using tools such as tarot cards, runes, I Ching, tea leaves or palms.

The I Ching is an acient Chinese system of divination.

by tara December 1, 2004

dildo

A rubber dick that girls play sex with.

Last year,I was at my friend Mary's house and Mary needed socks. They were in her mothers sock drawer.She dug through the drawer and found a puffy sock.She dumped out the contents and screamed."TARA!What the Hell is this!" I ran in and saw the blue vibrating mechanism.I told her it was probably her mothers DILDO!

by Tara February 10, 2005

Eddie Guerrero

This is the hottest fucking man alive.He's a wrestler for smackdown and he has a dumb ass nephew named Chavo who is full of himself.

Viva La Raza! I lie!I cheat!I steal!

by Tara February 24, 2005