TIm's definitions

cannonized

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.

Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.

by Tim April 26, 2004

lookbackascope

Rear-view mirror in a car or on a motorcycle.

In my lookbackascope I could see Old Bill gaining on me, so I cogged it down a couple and effed off.

by Tim September 22, 2004

red headed stepchild

A person or group treated without the favor of birthright.

The boss treats this department like his red headed stepchildren.

by Tim September 13, 2004

Adnan

Breakdown for Adnan is:
Ad = Heaven(short for Eden)
Nan = used as 'plural of' in Arabic

Therefore Adnan means "Heavens".

There are 7 'Adnans' in the sky.

by Tim December 17, 2003

Troll Poll

Troll Poll was a Large stick like object measuring rougly 7 feet in length and 5 inches in diametre,

This poll was used to prod Trolls that had lost there way during the great Troll migration between Quebek and capetown in the year 1560 Bc.

Useage As Follows:

1) Troll Walks Wrong Way
2) Aim Troll Poll At Trolls Abdemen
3) Apply Forcefull Pressure to the end of the pole
4) Poke the Troll in the Abdomen.
5) Troll Walks In Correct Direction.

by Tim August 18, 2004

poopdicker

when one has recently had anal sex.

john just slammed his girlfriends ass, what a poopdicker

by Tim March 9, 2005

Forrest Gump

when an old man gets his cock caught in his old lady's bush

damn lady FORREST GUMP

by tim September 6, 2003