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oasis

The genius founders of great rock n' roll in our day and age, and laid the stonework in which more bands should follow. Noel and Liam rule!
by T-Bone January 11, 2005
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mowhowzer

n: a cigarette
v: to mow: the act of smoking
n: i would pel my dick for a mowhowzer
v: lets go mow before we take that run; I gotta get my blood pumpin'
by T-Bone July 9, 2003
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flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.
Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.
by T-Bone April 21, 2003
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talk to the hand

Phrase used in combination with a hand gesture intended to convey the message: "I am enjoying my ignorance. Please do not ruin it by discussing facts or logic with me." Used primarily by low-brow talk show guests and other adults who read at a third grade level.
Mother to 13 year old daughter who dresses like a cheap whore: "Come on honey, get the makeover, you dress like a hoochie."
Daughter: "No. I look fine. Talk to the hand."
by T-Bone September 2, 2003
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dangoldesque

a style of macro photography, usually taken from a low persepective, displaying excellent composition and detail
The photo of the rat and the beer can is very dangoldesque, taken close to the subject and exhibiting great composition.
by T-Bone April 5, 2005
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Dunwoody

A cool but deeply twisted middle class suburb of Atlanta, Georgia that home to some of America's finest
Dunwoody is like a toilet bowl that constantly flushes, you have to be the turd that floats
by t-bone November 24, 2003
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Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.
I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.
by T-bone February 2, 2004
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