T-Bone's definitions

xenimus

An "Online Rpg" not unlike the several other more popular games on the market today. Xenimus is alike to games such as everquest and dark age of camelot in that it is very addictive. (Addictive does not mean good) Differences include shoddy 1994 grade graphics, extremely harsh experience and gear loss, and full player versus player combat. (on normal servers)

Gameplay is repititious and lacking in any kind of appeal. You play xenimus because you have to, not because you want to.

Strong points: Fast, if not deep, pvp combat. Social engineering to steal gear from fellow players; ie: "Just let me borrow it" *yoink*

costs $5 a month, and you can mail the man (just one guy from wisconson runs this thing) cash, so its userbase consists of adolecents and children that do not have acess to credit cards.

To sum up: Your life is short and precious - don't waste a single second on Xenimus.

If everquest is crack, then Xenimus is paint thinner.

by T-Bone December 22, 2003

Biatch

A biatch is a fine black girl with some nice ass ghetto booty and some big ass titties.

Wad the fuck up my biatch ima lick ur nipples tonight motha fucka

by T-bone January 11, 2004

Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

by T-bone February 2, 2004

Butt Gravy

When you have been on a drunken bender for weeks and your girlfriend rims you and you blow a huge mucusey wet fart on her is my definition of butt gravy.

"sop up my butt gravy with some of that rustic french bread you got at the store honey"

by t-bone February 4, 2004

wouldable

variation of the term "I would", being a bastardation of the phrase "I would like to have intercourse with that girl over there" usually accompanied by a point or nod in the direction of the girl.

"Would ya?" "Oh, I would. She's wouldable." "Oh I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.

"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

Clownt

To disprove and/or embarrass by means of scientific proof or otherwise. Sometimes, but not always accompanied by "Witness!", or at least one or more people witnessing the clown.

"Naw Antoine, you was wit dat hoe all night!" "Aww clownt!" "That's a clown!" "Witness!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004