T-Bone's definitions

red sea

it is the vagina

Ya dude, last night i finally opened Sarah's Red Sea

by T-Bone March 10, 2004

Dunwoody

A cool but deeply twisted middle class suburb of Atlanta, Georgia that home to some of America's finest

Dunwoody is like a toilet bowl that constantly flushes, you have to be the turd that floats

by t-bone November 24, 2003

butthurt

When an inconsiderate asshole causes you pain or grief that starts at your heart and drops to your ass; upset; hurt; let down; mad; etc.

Santino was all butthurt because I didn't make him feel special.

by T-Bone October 2, 2003

Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

by T-bone February 2, 2004

jaunt rickity

a hammered, beat-up, but still reliable car.

If your car won't start, we'll just take my jaunt rickity.

by T-Bone October 13, 2003

T-Bonin'

This is a more specific instance of standard bonin' where one of the parties involved is named T-Bone.

Last night I was T-Bonin' Liz for nearly 3 minutes!

by T-Bone February 26, 2004

Butt Gravy

When you have been on a drunken bender for weeks and your girlfriend rims you and you blow a huge mucusey wet fart on her is my definition of butt gravy.

"sop up my butt gravy with some of that rustic french bread you got at the store honey"

by t-bone February 4, 2004