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What you say to anything so idiotic and appalling that it should be ignored and forgotten, even if it's simply something you would rather not hear.

Phil: I just got done taking a piss...

Josh: Next.

by T Hizzle May 24, 2005

computer

Man's famous tool for emulating God.

You can do pretty much anything you want with a computer, like God, but the computer also has free will, God's gift to humans, so it could suddenly crash if it wanted to.

by T Hizzle June 1, 2005

memo

A playful term taken from the movie Office Space, usually in a sarcastic attempt to remind someone of irrelevant information.

There was a boat show on Saturday. Didn't you get that memo?

by T Hizzle June 2, 2005

televangelist

A shameless person on television that asks you to reach for God by reaching for your wallet.

Televangelist's spiel with minimal bullshit:


Are you lost on the path of righteousness? Do you believe you have failed yourself and others? God forgives you for fucking up your life. Now all I need is a few thousand dollars of your hard earned money, which you don't have to spend right now but in your spare time, so that your sins are square with the Lord.

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005

the dark side

A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.

Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005

Oaktown

Oakland, Cali., a city in the East Bay where the most important procedure when driving through the ghetto is to lock your door and roll up the windows at all times. If you do not comply with this procedure, you will very likely get jacked, shot, burned, or all three.

We're in Oaktown. Quick, put your money and weed up your ass.

by T Hizzle April 7, 2005

sec

A term that is short for the word "second," and when spoken among friends can become the most flexible increment of time known to man. Commonly used by those who wait until the last minute to get ready to leave somewhere.

Dave: (knocks) Come on, let's go.
Todd: Give me a sec.
Dave: Alright, pack your shit up.

5 minutes later...

Dave: What are you doing in there?
Todd: Yeah, yeah, I need a sec.
Dave: Hurry the fuck up, damn it!

by T Hizzle April 8, 2005