T Hizzle's definitions

memo

A playful term taken from the movie Office Space, usually in a sarcastic attempt to remind someone of irrelevant information.

There was a boat show on Saturday. Didn't you get that memo?

by T Hizzle June 2, 2005

shut in

A prisoner or recluse confined to a safe and comfortable area such as the home. The shut in lacks the capacity to regulate a stable social life as long as he or she is so confined, and in addition to a lack of healthy, natural sunlight, will usually become pale, depressed, insane, or generally pitiful in contrast to an outgoing individual. Synonymous with tight ass, worthless, stiff, and EverQuest player.

You fucking lazy piece of shit, maybe if you weren't such a shut in you'd find a nice job or a piece of ass.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

NexusTK

A pointlessly addictive 2D MMORPG whose only value is a high-quality MP3 player.

NexusTK has consumed so many souls, it's frightening.

And if you want an MP3 player, try downloading Winamp.

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

Pretend

A game played by children using their imaginations in the absence of material games. Contrary to popular belief, Pretend came before role-playing games, fucker.

Pretend is awesome because you can do anything you want.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

Devil's Advocate

This awesome movie where Al Pacino plays the Devil and owns everybody in New York City, but more importantly is taking his gangster roles in Scarface and The Godfather to a greater level of sophistication.

Holy shit! Al Pacino is so cool and bad ass, he was cast as fucking Satan.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

mean

Adjective used to describe the breakfast a satisfied partner prepares after a night of excellent sex.

I fucked her wild and she made some mean eggs in the morning.

by T Hizzle April 21, 2005

deadbeat

A term used to describe a suspension of blood flow to the penis, in which case its erection has diminished and is no longer worth jerking off. This tends to occur when one deviates from the sexual trance.

When the mind begins to wander, the little brain fails to take responsibility for its own, and becomes a deadbeat.

by T Hizzle April 10, 2005