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Oaktown

Oakland, Cali., a city in the East Bay where the most important procedure when driving through the ghetto is to lock your door and roll up the windows at all times. If you do not comply with this procedure, you will very likely get jacked, shot, burned, or all three.
We're in Oaktown. Quick, put your money and weed up your ass.
by T Hizzle April 7, 2005
mugGet the Oaktownmug.

elephant shit

I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.
by T Hizzle May 1, 2005
mugGet the elephant shitmug.

the dark side

A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.
Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...
by T Hizzle June 5, 2005
mugGet the the dark sidemug.

definition

Tom went to the gym everyday, and now his muscles have definition.
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
mugGet the definitionmug.

keeping it real

Real is an abbreviation of Retaliating for Every Attack Line. Therefore, "keeping it real" is a defense mechanism used to sustain one's pride and self-interests against motherfuckers and bitches whose key intentions are to humiliate you and attempt to eliminate the much needed respect from your peers. To be real means to follow your heart, never giving a fuck about what your enemies try to do to break you, and always keeping a steady eye on your goals as well as the loved ones you set out to protect.
Keeping it real is the way of the soldier, one who always keeps his head up and his eyes on the prize.
by T Hizzle April 8, 2005
mugGet the keeping it realmug.

hell

Because fuck eternal pain and suffering, let me live.
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
mugGet the hellmug.

told

A reasonable warning that is given to someone who will be afflicted with harm if he or she does not back down from an offensive position that would provoke such an assault.
What do you say to someone with two black eyes?

Nothing; they were already told twice.
by T Hizzle May 1, 2005
mugGet the toldmug.

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