T Hizzle's definitions

ride

A term started by West Coast gangstas, meaning to attack previously targeted individual(s), usually in retaliation for a humiliating stunt or a fallen comrade. Riding also may not require a reason. This is similar to a jump, but the key difference is that a car or other vehicle is usually necessary. See also drive by.

Ant: Yo, (points) isn't that the mo'fucka that jacked yo' skrill?

Fady: Yea, fo sho, let's go ride on that bitch.

by T Hizzle April 20, 2005

Oaktown

Oakland, Cali., a city in the East Bay where the most important procedure when driving through the ghetto is to lock your door and roll up the windows at all times. If you do not comply with this procedure, you will very likely get jacked, shot, burned, or all three.

We're in Oaktown. Quick, put your money and weed up your ass.

by T Hizzle April 7, 2005

white girls

Some people use this term as a diversion when referring to cocaine, especially in the suspected presence of snitches, or nearby police officers. A lot of people are still catching onto this slang code for the yayo, but it should pick up.

Tim: Let's go bag and sniff some white girls, dude.
Scott: Sweet. Look, you have money for condoms?
Tim: Dumb ass...

by T Hizzle April 18, 2005

Pretend

A game played by children using their imaginations in the absence of material games. Contrary to popular belief, Pretend came before role-playing games, fucker.

Pretend is awesome because you can do anything you want.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

NexusTK

A pointlessly addictive 2D MMORPG whose only value is a high-quality MP3 player.

NexusTK has consumed so many souls, it's frightening.

And if you want an MP3 player, try downloading Winamp.

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

shut in

A prisoner or recluse confined to a safe and comfortable area such as the home. The shut in lacks the capacity to regulate a stable social life as long as he or she is so confined, and in addition to a lack of healthy, natural sunlight, will usually become pale, depressed, insane, or generally pitiful in contrast to an outgoing individual. Synonymous with tight ass, worthless, stiff, and EverQuest player.

You fucking lazy piece of shit, maybe if you weren't such a shut in you'd find a nice job or a piece of ass.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

served

A hyped word that has been used at an increasingly appalling rate ever since that stupid movie "You Got Served" came out (and South Park made fun of it), giving cultureless and frequently rejected Internet geeks a relatively attractive cliché to dwell on for the next few months or so.

People use the word "served" in a pointless attempt to convince others that they are capable of staying aware of and using current buzz words.

by T Hizzle April 15, 2005