T Hizzle's definitions

the dark side

A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.

Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005

definition

Astounding muscle tone. See ripped.

Tom went to the gym everyday, and now his muscles have definition.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

elephant shit

I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.

God damn, look at that thing go!

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

white girls

Some people use this term as a diversion when referring to cocaine, especially in the suspected presence of snitches, or nearby police officers. A lot of people are still catching onto this slang code for the yayo, but it should pick up.

Tim: Let's go bag and sniff some white girls, dude.
Scott: Sweet. Look, you have money for condoms?
Tim: Dumb ass...

by T Hizzle April 18, 2005

IRL

Quirky Internet shorty for In Real Love, often used by naïve Internet hoes.

omg i think i'm irl w/ craig ^^ ;)

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

angry rooster

See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.

I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

Devil's Advocate

This awesome movie where Al Pacino plays the Devil and owns everybody in New York City, but more importantly is taking his gangster roles in Scarface and The Godfather to a greater level of sophistication.

Holy shit! Al Pacino is so cool and bad ass, he was cast as fucking Satan.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005