T's definitions

nutbox

unit of currency used to purchase nutbox, generally equivalent to $0.25

Wow, I found 5 bucks in my pocket! That's TWENTY nutboxes!!!

by T April 5, 2005

antiboner

Shrinkage of the penis.

I got out of the pool and had major antiboner.

by t July 21, 2004

stray

a straight man who affiliates himself so much with the gay community it seems like genuine really WANTS to be gay, or perhaps secretly is.

My husband does theatre, belongs to GLAAD, and loves to hang out in Soho! I think he's a Stray!

by T January 18, 2005

couch tour

aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.

Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.

by T March 15, 2005

grayte

something that is not great

person 1: sorry i just dented your car
person 2: well grayte

by t August 3, 2004

cock goblin

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown

I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!

by T November 30, 2004

friendster

An online dating service/friend network that utilized the "six degrees of separation" analogy with eerily popular results. In a few short months after its inception, friendster has become one of the most popular and overused internet websites to date. With routinely poor service and slow servers, friendster is irritating, but still in some bizarre way, incredibly addictive.

i have 8 million friends on my friendster. how about you?

by T December 7, 2003