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A term used by the MMORPG the matrix online that stands for hovercraft.
so and so from HvCFT blarg speaking, you have been blahblahblah.
HvCFT by t April 15, 2005
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Short for "Hack my cock for the long road". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.
Guy 1: HMCFTLR
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hack my cock for the long road!
Guy 2: lmfao!
hmcftlr by oofman420xd January 7, 2021
Acronym for HOT MESS CLUSTER FUCK TRAFFIC SITUATION. When a person is vehicle trying desperately to get a point of destination but the traffic is gridlock. Can occur all times of day.
You: “Hey I just left work to meet you at the restaurant but I’m stuck in an HMCFTS.”

Friend: “I move the reservation to later time.”
HMCFTS by Madpotter Chicago March 5, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026