19 definitions by Stouffer

n. Hardened Cock. Erect Penis. Pan Handle
The captain stood to attention, and entered the ladie's garden.
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.
"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
Cum, spunk, gentleman's gel, valentines porridge.
"I filled the hairy cup with my spadge."
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
n. Mystical auratory additions which remove the necessity for sensiant conversation, and replace any understanding of people speaking to you with a garble mess, to which a derogatory response is necessitated by being stunningly pissed.
"Now, Frank, the oven's on and I'm off out with the girls; remember to feed the baby, check on the dinner and pay the car tax. Okay?"

by stouffer March 04, 2003
The strange appearance of contact lenses which elevate previously obnoxious multi warted hogs, to the status of worth having a go on.
"feels warm, smells nice, female... Good start, FUCK Me, i must of been wearing my beer Goggles, hope i had brewers droop, cus i'd hate to see the offspring of this one".
by stouffer March 04, 2003

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