Stouffer's definitions

annular ring shank

n. colloquialism. expletive. A dick. see also scandinavian pig farmer, arabian cheese manufacturer, rectal cheese wire face

"Fucking annular ring shank motha fucker."

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

plums

n. Balls. Globes. Happy sacks.

"If you've finished polishing the captain, you could have a suck on my plums"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

spankathon

n. A long spank

"I spanked for a long time. It was almost a Spankathon."

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

arsewinch

n. colloquialism. expletive. see also spankathon. butthinge. annular ring shank

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

welly top

n. similie. A vaginal orofice as large and loose as a rubber wellington boot opening. See also clown's pocket, wizard's sleeve

"It was like throwing a stick down an alleyway, her muff was like a welly top"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

mystery taxi

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.

"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"

by stouffer March 4, 2003