Steven Stephalonavich's definitions

Gayter

1. A person who dislikes gays.
2. A gay hater.
3. A hater who is gay.
4. A gay waiter.
5. A gay alligator.

Gay 1: OMG those shoes look hideous on him!
Gay 2: You are such a Gayter.

by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021

Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.

Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Darchitecture

The art of creating dark things. A dark form of architecture. The creation of torture chambers and other buildings used for evil purposes.

Satan: So how do you like hell Adolf?
Hitler: Wow, I am blown away by the Darchitecture.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Grit

A word someone says when their clothes fit just perfect. A great fit.
A Word to express satisfaction from wearing an article of clothing that fits great.

Man: damn those pants look grit on you.

by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Court in

A gang initiation in which two or more gang members beat up the new recruit for a varied amount of time (usually one or two minutes) in order for the recruit to become an official member of the gang.

Gang member: so when are you gonna get your court in to the hood?
Regular dude: umm im still in college . . . so . . . never.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Moo Shampoo

The act of purposely or accidentally dropping milk or semen on someone's head.

I said in my face Arnold! Now you've given me a moo shampoo. My hair is ruined.
Sorry honey, i just couldn't control it.

by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021