To make a wish when the clock says 11:11
Last night I 11:11'd that I would be able to go see my boyfriend at Christmas
When you discover a bruise and can't remember when or where you got it
Person one: Man I have four bruises on my legs!
Person 2: Where'd you get them from?
Person 1: I can't remember....
Person 2: Then you must be getting bruisenesia!
Person 1: O damn
a purse for a man
I went to the mall and they were have a sale on murses
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