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22 definitions by Soulfulzen

 
1.
A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.
While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"
by SoulfulZen May 14, 2005
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2.
A right guaranteed to all citizens of the United States of America by the 1st Amendment of the Constitution. This right entails the right to say almost anything you want, as long as there is no slander involved.(1) Free speech requires a certain level of maturity which it appears that a large portion of the population (of all ages) lacks. Mostly, that is the intelligence to be well-informed before one makes a statement (2) (or otherwise asserting that one is not well informed) or choosing how you say what you say and to whom you say it.(3) Recently, thanks to the Bush administration and the Patriot Act, our free speech is becoming more and more restricted. The average American is sometimes made to fear speaking freely on the phone or in some public places regarding anything disagreeing to aforementioned administration or anything even slightly rebellious, especially in groups. This fear was once ill-known, but is now more widespread due to the discovery of warrantless wiretapping.(4) Respecting free speech can be difficult when one disagrees with another person expressing their right to free speech, but to truly embrace this is to allow others to speak their peace as well. A fistfight between a Pro-Choicer and a Pro-Lifer solves nothing.
(1) Saying "I think that Paris Hilton is a dirty slut" is protected by the first amendment as free speech. Saying "Paris Hilton has AIDS. No, really! I saw it on the news!" is not.
(2) The example of saying something ill informed is like saying "Dude, I heard Osama Bin Laden is sending spiders as big as camels to attack our troops in Iraq!" First off, camel spiders are not as big as camels, and they're being found in U.S. encampments because they are attracted to the shade, not because of terrorist activities. You have the right to speak freely, you just lack the brains.
(3) If you tell someone you'll kick their ass, be prepared to face the consequences of your words. This is the burden of free speech (which, ironically, isn't too bad to deal with if you actually have some tact) The tougher side of this is that you have to try and respect that people you disagree with have just as much of a right to express themselves as you do.
(4)Innocent groups such as librarians have been oppressed and silenced by this act, whilst the feds search freely through our phone, library, internet and other information access records.
by SoulfulZen September 13, 2006
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3.
An overstuffed marijuana cigarette or cigar.
Man, my day has fucking sucked. I need a fucking fattie.
by SoulfulZen January 17, 2006
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4.
Fluid excreted from the walls of the pussy when a woman is aroused. Also called Pussy Juice
Pussy liquor: The breakfast, lunch and dinner of champions!
by SoulfulZen September 24, 2005
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5.
1: A great, original band. The original "cult" band (large number of members that don't use real names onstage), they are everything that Linkin Park aspired to be, SlipKnoT overshadowed and true metal fans loved. You have to love the mask design. I mean, the Filthy Hands logo kicks ass.
2: A slang term for the head of a penis. It's pretty damn easy to distinguish. See turtle head.
1: Damn, man, I just got XIII, and I fuckin' LOVE "Sun doesn't rise"! Mushroomhead rocks!
2: Did you ever notice that a dick with a hard-on looks kinda like a weird mushroom?
by Soulfulzen May 19, 2005
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6.
A woman with great boobs (not necessarily big but just great). Derived from the Janet Jackson song of a similar name and her little "incident" at the super bowl. Yowza!
At the superbowl, Janet Jackson went from being bootylicious to being boobylicious.
by SoulfulZen April 25, 2005
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7.
to have anal sex with something, especially anal rape.
To avoid getting assrammed in prison: if you drop the soap in the shower, do not bend over to pick it up. End your shower immediately.
by SoulfulZen April 25, 2005
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