142 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

cheeses of nazareth

A convention held in Nazareth County where various cheeses are eaten and discussed. Also known as CON.

"Dude, Go drink wine eat cheese."
"Dude, f*** off to CON."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Vacuum-Job

When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.

"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

king hell

Shortened version of fucking hell.

"Look at that!"
"King hell!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Motherf

When you're about to say Motherfucker, but you stop from a number of reasons, which include, but are not limited to:
- Politeness
- Shock
- Awe
- Passing out
- Death

"Motherf.."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Word up, kids?

What your mum says to be cool.

"Word up, kids, howz ma homies?"
"Dude, look at your mum"

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

Internet

1) A place for illegal activity, porn, drugs, hacking and games. A place where anything goes. The Internet is just a bunch of computers and endless cable. Internet is ran by the phone company.

2) The inner lining of your swimsuit.

1) "Dude, let's get warez and porn and then do some h4x0ring." "Dude, you wanna go on Internet?"

2) "Dude, I just logged on to my internet!" "Dude, that is sick, mention it again and you get tempbanned."

by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003

search engine

1) A vehicle driven by a rescue crew.
2) A website which turns up thousands of useless websites, not really an engine. Only good thing it can do is locate pr0n.

1) "Dude, let's stay together so if I die you can call a search engine."
2) "Aww shit I hate search engines, they don't find anything, except pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003