Top Definition
When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.
"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
When a women uses a vibrator on herself while giving a blowjob, creating a suction and buzzing sound from the vibrator
Last night we both came so hard from her amazing vacuum job
by bzzzzslurp November 15, 2010
When a certain individual or brendan watts puts his penis in a vacuum and then gets is nut sucked up in it. very painful
sorry guys i couldn't make it to the hallowe'en party i was too sore from a vacuum job
by roger rainford August 20, 2009
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