Smith's definitions

Sills

A person carrying this name posses no java programming skills what so ever.

That Jeremy Sills is a big retard.

by Smith September 8, 2003

stumpy

A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own

Richard (Stumpy) archer

by SMITH November 8, 2004

rug rat

A piece of smelly shit lying on a carpet.

damnit! i just stepped in a rug rat!

by smith July 27, 2004

fly

Ulster slang: to be unfair to you or if someone has said something to someone that you feel he is being hard done by.

"he's so fly!", "thats fly as fuck!"

by smith March 24, 2005

Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis

v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.

by Smith March 17, 2005

pejector

An anus that spews forth hot, digested culinary remnants on an hourly basis. See jaxxor.

Jack's pejector resembles Mount Saint Helens at 9:30 AM every morning after eating Freebirds prepared by the burrito maiden.

by Smith December 3, 2003

rennie

Any individual to whom the following axioms apply:

1.) Not height/weight proportional (see fatty)
2.) Unable (or unwilling) to bathe themselves on a regular basis
3.) Live eight months out of the year in a pathetic, perverse, slug-like, and anti-social haze that involves playing copious amounts of fantasy role-playing games, whining about the lack of a current renaissance festival, and casting spells on those who do possess some semblance of social normality.
4.) Works for an ISP.

VanCleve shot down the rennie in dial-up that invited him to her pagan love circle at the Renaissance Festival.

by Smith November 19, 2003