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A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own
by Smith November 8, 2004
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best team in the nfl, end of story
the pats killed the panthers in the superbowl
by Smith August 15, 2004
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A really cool fun place to be seen, Tasmania is the best state is Australia, come and visit our lush rainforests or our beautiful beaches, you will find yourself immersed in a land of history and boundless environmental splendour.
"Tasmania is really cool and i wouldn't want to live anywhere else, really really fun place to live, really cool, really really cool, best ever, best, just plain cool, the best cool infact, better than the best of the cool.
by Smith July 28, 2004
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A hell hot chik ...gives u da buttaflies...
'man shes hot'
'yeah thats keira knightley'
by Smith May 1, 2004
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An anus that spews forth hot, digested culinary remnants on an hourly basis. See jaxxor.
Jack's pejector resembles Mount Saint Helens at 9:30 AM every morning after eating Freebirds prepared by the burrito maiden.
by Smith December 3, 2003
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Popularized mostly by 50s Rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one's hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
Depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. Very stylish & manly. If done properly.

The quiff is often worn as a variation or 'evolution' on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) 'duck's arse' or DA hairstyle.

Called a 'banane' in French, for obvious reasons.
A few Famous Quiffs:

Elvis Presley

Travolta in 'Grease'

Morrissey

Chris Isaak

There's lots more, but has anyone seen the massive quiffs on those Japanese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of 'shonen manga' (Japanese comics for boys))?? They kick ass!
by Smith January 24, 2005
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A piece of smelly shit lying on a carpet.
damnit! i just stepped in a rug rat!
by Smith July 27, 2004
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