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Any male who:
a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a Good Thing™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.
a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a Good Thing™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.
by Smith November 21, 2003
1: n. a steaming pile of feces
2: v. to dispense feces in a regular manner, not on command but in a scheduled manner
2: v. to dispense feces in a regular manner, not on command but in a scheduled manner
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
by heh October 16, 2003
by Mister Red October 15, 2003
One whom has little tolerance for alcoholic beverages and flirts with ugly girls after one to two drinks.
So, after twenty minutes at the bar, he gets totally jaxxored, and goes home with some 43 year old broad named Diane.
by Eric Van Cleve October 16, 2003
by LadyMitris December 14, 2004