5 definitions by Smack the Barber

Noun. An object that you can't remember what it's called. You say "thingmahoobie" in lieu of the object's name.
Person A: Where's the thingmahoobie you use to turn on the television set?

Person B: You mean the remote control?

Person A: Yes. The remote control. Where is it?

Person B: In my hand.
by Smack the Barber November 27, 2017
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to defecate. a pair means two of something, and number two means feces.
Billy: Excuse me, Staci, did you drop a pair in the toilet?

Staci: I did. My bowels are empty now. Thank you for asking, Billy.
by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021
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a beautiful, flawless, blonde woman with a sexy voice.
My girlfriend is a Zoey Arielle and she is the best thing that ever happened to me.
by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021
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A piece of carpet or rug that has been ripped off.
My grandparents' rugs have holes in them, because they collect dididibahs.
by Smack the Barber February 1, 2018
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