43 definitions by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp

blowdryer bitch

The type of bitch that will literally suck your dick dry and swallow your kids.

Yo Chad heard you got that sloppy toppy from Tina last night. Yeah man she was a blowdryer bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Klondike bitch

A bulldyke type bitch who will do anything and everything to fuck a straight girl

"Hey Shelly why you keep looking at Sara" "Hulk Want Smash" "omg shell quit being a Klondike bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

off brand bitch

A generic ass bitch, not only can't afford to be the real thing, but doesn't have what it takes to be the real thing.

Get a load of this off brand bitch over here tryna be me

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

cubbard stuffer

A person or persons who shove numerous household items up their ass just to see how much it can fit.

"Dude I think my house was robbed" "nah man I got everything right here tucked away" "omg frank you goddamn cubbard stuffer."

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

quikserv

A quick serving of dick or cum.

I gave that bitch a quikserv

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.

Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

pullback bitch

The type of bitch that loves uncircumcised dicks. The type of bitch that pulls the foreskin back whilst they suck on it, records it and faps off to it.

"Yo man I heard you hooked up with John" * "yeah man he was a pullback bitch."

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 16, 2022