43 definitions by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp

famous bowl

When a girl eats a bunch of corn and you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you cum in the shitty corny mixture.

*See's wife eating corn* I can't wait to give that bitch a famous bowl later tonight

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

ghost feds

An elite task force armed to the teeth with laser pointers, x-rays, projectors, phone taps, and small audio recording devices. The use drastic military tactics to give themselves probable cause to harass tweakers

Those shadow people weren't the drugs it was the goddamn ghost feds. You're not tweaking your phone is actually tapped the ghost feds are at it again

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

krinkle cut bitch

The gold star standard of bitches. The type of bitch that folds their jeans over their ankles with a fuckboy haircut. You can smell the douchebag coming off of them from a block away.

"take a look at this krinkle cut bitch."

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022

m for mature

When something is so vulgar, sick, or violent viewer discretion is advised.

When that bitch blew me after my dick was in her butt that was m for mature

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

slinky richard

A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier

When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

sunbeam bitch

Dried up crusty ass raisin type bitch, pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a shitty dry ass personality, and a pair of chap crackle pop dick sucking lips to match.

"I can't do this anymore we're fucking done, your pussy hurts my dick and your mouth feels like fucking scabs Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

sunbeam bitch

A dry ass crusty raisin type bitch. Pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a dry personality, and a pair of chap dick suckin lips to match.

I can't stand your dry ass pussy it hurts my fuckin dick, Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch!

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 26, 2022