10 definitions by Sir_Rutto

Toddler Stomp

When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.

"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"

by Sir_Rutto March 24, 2019

Not so much as a low class of beer but the beer you take when you go for a shit.

I feel a turtle head poking out. Better take a “Shit Beer” with me as a may be a while.

by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

To describe a body part or muscle that feels a touch “bighty” than it normaly does.

Woke up this morning and my knee is feeling a bit tangy.

by Sir_Rutto September 4, 2019

When you are low on time and want to take a piss, a shit and a wank at the same time.

Damn I'm running late for work. Better have a Pishank to save time.

by Sir_Rutto July 23, 2022

When you yawn so hard you nearly bust a nut

Dude. I yawned so hard I nearly dropped a yawngasm in my jocks.

by Sir_Rutto June 26, 2020

When you have a towel wrapped around your waist, fart and then wave the towel ends like the ends of a Butterfly.

*me with a towel wrapped around my waist*
*farts*
Her: Don't you Farterfly me!!!
Me: Flaps towel ends around

by Sir_Rutto July 23, 2022