Simian Infernus's definitions

Theoretically cute

When a chick looks good from far away or at a glance, but then the sad reality becomes clear that they are as ugly as the north-bound end of a south-bound horse when approached or when a better view is available. Also, cute in theory

Example 1
Dude: Bro, did you get a good look at that hottie that just passed us? I missed her.

Bro: Yeah dude, don't worry about it, shes only theoretically cute, nothin to worry about.

Example 2
Bro: Holy crap dude, you didn't tell me you had a sexy-ass neighbour!

Dude: Yeah cus she's just cute in theory

by Simian Infernus January 18, 2011

That's a pertty mouth on you, boy.

phrase. Originating from the movie "Deliverance", when you hear this, run. Apparently, you've just pissed off some country bumpkin and he's about to ass rape you. Nice going, city-slicker.

This phrase is more often than not followed by "I'mma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!"

You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???

Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...

You: What's that supposed to mean?

Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.

You: Um um um ok...

Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!

You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

by Simian Infernus August 19, 2009

Google+

It's pretty sweet, actually.

It's Facebook + Twitter + Tumblr. (and maybe a few other things that I haven't figured out yet)

You have a news feed, you can just follow people, and it has a reblog-type thing that makes it easy for pointless and stupid but funny things to sweep the internet faster than they ever have before. You can also +1(like) all kinds of stuff.

(on Facebook) Me: Hey, anybody want a Google+ invite?

87 people like this.

Ok, I'm gonna need all your emails...

by Simian Infernus July 16, 2011

Breaking Radio Silence

When two people talk to eachother spontaneously after a long period of being mad at eachother or something else that doesn't allow the two persons 2 talk to eachother. Refers to how when intelligence vessels are forced to not use their radios so that their position can't be discovered. When these vessels do use their radios, it is refered to as "breaking radio silence." Breaking radio silence usually does not reestablish the relationship between those two people, it just allows one of them to retrieve valuable information that they need.

Me: (to ex girlfriend) Hey, I know I'm breaking radio silence, but I forgot Todds cell phone number, so can I get that from you?

Ex Girlfriend: Yah, sure, it's (123)-456-7890.

Me: Thanks!

by Simian Infernus August 5, 2009

Canada

You might have seen one of the advertisements on this website with a shirt that states, quit simply:

Canada: America's hat.

oh, and btw, if "Americans" are people from America, then "Canadians" are from "Canadia"

Canada:
Cold
Annoying
Nowhere
Above
Da
America

by Simian Infernus June 10, 2009

Boob 3

The condition of having a third nipple located somewhere on your body.

That tumor made her look like she had Boob 3.

by Simian Infernus May 3, 2009

Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs

phrase. By the time you hear this, you have already had a compliment on your "pertty mouth" from some country bumpkin. Now he's done made you pull your pants down, and you're about to squeal your little heart out.

You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???

Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...

You: What's that supposed to mean?

Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.

You: Um um um ok...

Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!

You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

by Simian Infernus August 19, 2009