11 definitions by Simian Infernus
When a chick looks good from far away or at a glance, but then the sad reality becomes clear that they are as ugly as the north-bound end of a south-bound horse when approached or when a better view is available. Also, cute in theory
Example 1
Dude: Bro, did you get a good look at that hottie that just passed us? I missed her.
Bro: Yeah dude, don't worry about it, shes only theoretically cute, nothin to worry about.
Example 2
Bro: Holy crap dude, you didn't tell me you had a sexy-ass neighbour!
Dude: Yeah cus she's just cute in theory
Dude: Bro, did you get a good look at that hottie that just passed us? I missed her.
Bro: Yeah dude, don't worry about it, shes only theoretically cute, nothin to worry about.
Example 2
Bro: Holy crap dude, you didn't tell me you had a sexy-ass neighbour!
Dude: Yeah cus she's just cute in theory
by Simian Infernus January 18, 2011
A flaming monkey.
The monkey could be naturally on fire because of it's species, or it could have been artificially set ablaze by somebody/something. If artificially set on fire, then it probably won't be looking like a monkey for much longer.
There are several species of naturally burning thermomonkeys. They are located mainly in volcanoes, the Sun, and the alley that runs behind your house. The most common thermomonkey is the Pheonix Chimp, simian infernus.
The Pheonix Chimp derives it's name from the fact that it is capable of flight, though it has no wings. It's flame burns at around 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit, but has been recorded as high as 4,815,162,342 degrees. This thermomonkey was on crack and lit the atmosphere on fire. The only way to stop a thermomonkey on a rampage is to put it in an airtight chamber until it's oxygen runs out. Beware, they are dangerous.
The monkey could be naturally on fire because of it's species, or it could have been artificially set ablaze by somebody/something. If artificially set on fire, then it probably won't be looking like a monkey for much longer.
There are several species of naturally burning thermomonkeys. They are located mainly in volcanoes, the Sun, and the alley that runs behind your house. The most common thermomonkey is the Pheonix Chimp, simian infernus.
The Pheonix Chimp derives it's name from the fact that it is capable of flight, though it has no wings. It's flame burns at around 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit, but has been recorded as high as 4,815,162,342 degrees. This thermomonkey was on crack and lit the atmosphere on fire. The only way to stop a thermomonkey on a rampage is to put it in an airtight chamber until it's oxygen runs out. Beware, they are dangerous.
Shirley Gay: What's that? Up in the sky!?
Master Bater: It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait...it's...a...
Shirley Gay: ...It looks like a monkey...
Master Bater: ...on fire...? It must be a thermomonkey!!!
Shirley Gay: Look, it's headed straight for the illegal immigrants!
Master Bater: Run! Run little immigrant children!
Beaners: ¡No hablo ingles, señor!
*boom*
Master Bater: More jobs for the rest of us, I guess.
Master Bater: It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait...it's...a...
Shirley Gay: ...It looks like a monkey...
Master Bater: ...on fire...? It must be a thermomonkey!!!
Shirley Gay: Look, it's headed straight for the illegal immigrants!
Master Bater: Run! Run little immigrant children!
Beaners: ¡No hablo ingles, señor!
*boom*
Master Bater: More jobs for the rest of us, I guess.
by Simian Infernus July 16, 2009
You might have seen one of the advertisements on this website with a shirt that states, quit simply:
Canada: America's hat.
oh, and btw, if "Americans" are people from America, then "Canadians" are from "Canadia"
Canada: America's hat.
oh, and btw, if "Americans" are people from America, then "Canadians" are from "Canadia"
by Simian Infernus June 11, 2009
phrase. Originating from the movie "Deliverance", when you hear this, run. Apparently, you've just pissed off some country bumpkin and he's about to ass rape you. Nice going, city-slicker.
This phrase is more often than not followed by "I'mma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!"
This phrase is more often than not followed by "I'mma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!"
You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???
Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...
You: What's that supposed to mean?
Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.
You: Um um um ok...
Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!
You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...
You: What's that supposed to mean?
Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.
You: Um um um ok...
Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!
You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
by Simian Infernus August 20, 2009
phrase. By the time you hear this, you have already had a compliment on your "pertty mouth" from some country bumpkin. Now he's done made you pull your pants down, and you're about to squeal your little heart out.
You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???
Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...
You: What's that supposed to mean?
Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.
You: Um um um ok...
Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!
You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...
You: What's that supposed to mean?
Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.
You: Um um um ok...
Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!
You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
by Simian Infernus August 20, 2009
When two people talk to eachother spontaneously after a long period of being mad at eachother or something else that doesn't allow the two persons 2 talk to eachother. Refers to how when intelligence vessels are forced to not use their radios so that their position can't be discovered. When these vessels do use their radios, it is refered to as "breaking radio silence." Breaking radio silence usually does not reestablish the relationship between those two people, it just allows one of them to retrieve valuable information that they need.
Me: (to ex girlfriend) Hey, I know I'm breaking radio silence, but I forgot Todds cell phone number, so can I get that from you?
Ex Girlfriend: Yah, sure, it's (123)-456-7890.
Me: Thanks!
Ex Girlfriend: Yah, sure, it's (123)-456-7890.
Me: Thanks!
by Simian Infernus August 5, 2009
It's pretty sweet, actually.
It's Facebook + Twitter + Tumblr. (and maybe a few other things that I haven't figured out yet)
You have a news feed, you can just follow people, and it has a reblog-type thing that makes it easy for pointless and stupid but funny things to sweep the internet faster than they ever have before. You can also +1(like) all kinds of stuff.
It's Facebook + Twitter + Tumblr. (and maybe a few other things that I haven't figured out yet)
You have a news feed, you can just follow people, and it has a reblog-type thing that makes it easy for pointless and stupid but funny things to sweep the internet faster than they ever have before. You can also +1(like) all kinds of stuff.
(on Facebook) Me: Hey, anybody want a Google+ invite?
87 people like this.
Ok, I'm gonna need all your emails...
87 people like this.
Ok, I'm gonna need all your emails...
by Simian Infernus July 16, 2011