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when you fill someones mouth with cum so much it looks like a pond, your teeth are the turtles
last night i gave your mom a turtle pond
by Mr.Soup November 20, 2013
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The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!
Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.
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by Shuaman December 13, 2016
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