8 definitions by ShitsJustAJoke
The term niggarunner refers to a niggafied resident (preferable of African decent, mostly from Nigeria) that is exceedingly good at the art of running. This is a naturally developed skilled that comes with increased amounts of melanin, developed to combat a major disadvantage that niggarunners face every day, the police. The police usually chase niggarunners for 3 main reasons , Possession of Drugs (preferably crack or weed depending on the financial situation of the niggafied citizen), Third degree murder (commonly the niggarunner's girlfriend) and lastly rape(usually attractive girls aging from 16 - 21). The speed at which they are able to run has not been tested to its full potential, they are able to efficiently outrun all police vehicles with ease, we tested their speed against the latest Lamborghini supercar, which they surpassed doing twice the speed of sound at an acceleration of up to 1.000.000.000m/s^2. It is commonly believed that nasa uses niggarunners to power their spaceship engines as no item known to man can be as powerful as a niggarunner
Steve the policeman: "Ohh jesus lord its Lebron the Niggarunner again, i bet he has crack on him, i can tell from his skin tone"
Bill the policeman: "Yes steve, i tried using my latest nuclear powered rocketship to chase him but he is just too fast"
Bill the policeman: "Yes steve, i tried using my latest nuclear powered rocketship to chase him but he is just too fast"
by ShitsJustAJoke November 29, 2020
We all know and drink water, but I have a theory, we are all faggots, drinking water is gay, for the past years I have been closely studying women very closely, over 18 of course, noting down their fun-having patterns, women are sexually attracted to men, and when out with other women trying to entertain themselves, instead of going at the pub and getting completely hammered with alcoholic beverages like beer, whiskey, vodka, kinder eggs or cat piss, they tend to drink water, plain water. This I believe is fascinating, Is it in the female's nature to be so attracted to healthy diets and water or is it just gay?. Its gay, its so gay in fact I studied water closely, its atomic arrangement has been widely misunderstood, its not H2O, its AidsTwoOwe, just misread by the public. This has been a plan by god to make us all gay, when drinking water I report having the tendency to suck other peoples dicks more than before, thus making me gay, but we are all gay aren't we?. I bet you are reading this in rage, punching a wall while you scream "God damn you I will not edge to the penile sucking you want me to do", but do not be worried, engage in the suck of the penile area, commonly found on enfagonated people like jefree star, ur mom or and males. It is gods I believe to bring in peace to the world, so go ahead and be gay if you feel like it.
Woman: Hey woman, lets go out with 5 other girlfriends yell loud and drink water
Woman of other decent: Yes I love being naturally attracted to males without it being gay amr?
Me: Seems like the Faggot water theory is on the run baby!
Woman of other decent: Yes I love being naturally attracted to males without it being gay amr?
Me: Seems like the Faggot water theory is on the run baby!
by ShitsJustAJoke January 22, 2021
Autofaggot is an item automated in faggot terms(usually people but other items are welcome as well), usually programmed in C#. These items have the tendency the refrain from defining themselves with binary genders (most common: Male, Female, Attack Helicopter, Non Silenced Assault Rifle or Non Genitaled Hoe) and refer to themselves as other genders (such as: non coloured spoon, tree, pizza without cheese, thermostat or other). This process is automated otherwise the person needs to be a faggot manually which is very time consuming. Fuck biology honestly if you want to be a non binary nuclear Bluetooth speaker go ahead i really don't care. Autofaggots are separated in 2 categories, Professional and Hobbyist. A Professional Autofaggot makes money in ways of faggot I can only imagine are gay. Hobbyist Autofaggots usually make little to no money as they may have a carrer as a makeup artist or president or something.
Teacher: How about you Billy, what does your father do for a living?
Billy: My father is a Professional Autofaggot, and I want to be just like him when I grow up
Billy: My father is a Professional Autofaggot, and I want to be just like him when I grow up
by ShitsJustAJoke December 3, 2020
Poetry is simple, i will break it down in 3 parts, the opening , the middle and last and probably least the ending. The opening is arguably the most important part as here you are able to show how truly white and privileged you are so you attract all the 40 year old women reading your work and make them think that your bullshit is very deep and is so emotionally dense. Start with something like "And I therefore I am so" or " Because I could not stop for Death" or something that makes absolutely no sense is nowadays common English but people insist on writing like this to make the readers life more difficult. The middle part of your poem is important too, you should just take the scenario of your favourite porn films and use high level vocabulary to express your self so that the readers (mainly 40 year old white women) will think its peak romance. The ending is useless as no one is going to finish your poem, any potential non 40 year old white woman will have left by now or slept, and only the most elite of white 40 year old women are able to sustain as such, just write about some how the male of your romantic poem died or something I really don't care
Poem: "And I i will so be it in Rome I will suck you off Petrissa"
Whitest of women: "This is the best poetry I have ever witnessed, Poetry Basics really helped me appreciate this art more"
Whitest of women: "This is the best poetry I have ever witnessed, Poetry Basics really helped me appreciate this art more"
by ShitsJustAJoke November 30, 2020
A niggafied citizen, preferably in Detroit who is exceedingly good in the profession of street, like illegally selling narcotics to his so called "brothers", shooting other niggafied citizens and saying the word "nigga" repeatedly.
Child: I could really use some of the devils lettuce know what I'm saying?
Father: I get mine from Lebron, the Professional Streets Nigga, I will e-mail you his coordinates
Father: I get mine from Lebron, the Professional Streets Nigga, I will e-mail you his coordinates
by ShitsJustAJoke November 18, 2020
Spiderman is white, spider-nigga is a negrofied version of spiderman, he got the spiders from the powdery looking substance he has been smoking lately provided by one of his homies and for the past 15 minutes he has been the hood's number 1, chasing a group of villains, the crips, he can stick to walls, dodge child support, exceed warp speed when chased by the police, say the word "nigga", instead of shooting webs, he just shoots niggas and fuels with chicken and watermelon, when in need he calls his homies supernigga and lil hulk and they fuck shit up together chasing the crips.
Billy: Shit bruv i just watched Spidernigga run up on 100 women, leave them all pregnant without even noticing
Bob: He sure achieved warp speed running away from the police vehicle right there.
Bob: He sure achieved warp speed running away from the police vehicle right there.
by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021
We all love a Toyota Prius , some people love them in a different way, they would prefer a Prius in their bed rather than their garage, a sexual hybrid is an item (preferable a person or a Toyota Prius) that has more than 2 testicles or a 4 cylinder engine combined with an electric motor. Sexual Hybrids are distinguished in 3 categories, hexafluid person(can eject cum from 6 different testicles), non binary (does not know binary) and last but not least, vehicle thing (usually has an exhaust in the place of a vagina)
Chris: Omg Marry, you are the non binary hexafluid sexual hybrid of my dreams, can I take you out on a date?
Marry: I'm sorry Chris, but I only date non binary sexual hybrid vehicle things , that 4 cylinder engine really turns me on
Marry: I'm sorry Chris, but I only date non binary sexual hybrid vehicle things , that 4 cylinder engine really turns me on
by ShitsJustAJoke November 27, 2020