ShitsJustAJoke's definitions

Gigadick

it is a physical quantity measure for peniles, describes the amount of individual sperm cells you penile stick can handle running through it, there are multiple measurements that are used in all physical quantities (like distance : meter, kilometer)ranking from high to low : nanodick, microdick, dick, kilodick,m megadick, gigadick, teradick, petadick, exadick, zettadick, yottadick ect.This is a standard measurement used by penis experts such as : Lana Rhoades, Kimmy Granger and other young entrepreneurs/actors mostly of female gender to rank peniles of beautiful and talented black men. We can also have an start to end measurement, which is a measurement of how many sperm cells a penile rod can handle, and then contrasting it with the end average product of 3 intense masturbations done by Shaquille O'Neal. This can give a realistic contrast to the performance loss a nigga can handle. Scientifically you can have a man in the middle attack measurement, which includes 2 men connected by series with their "gender pole" and the end pole is then inserted in a gender fluid/womanated extraterrestrial /human.

Nigga 1: Ayo kendrik, grab my penile gigadick
Nigga 2:Ye Lamar, i got my dickaflop ready to insert on that hoe
Hoe: *PORNOGRAPHIC SOUNDS*

by ShitsJustAJoke March 27, 2021

Faggot water theory

We all know and drink water, but I have a theory, we are all faggots, drinking water is gay, for the past years I have been closely studying women very closely, over 18 of course, noting down their fun-having patterns, women are sexually attracted to men, and when out with other women trying to entertain themselves, instead of going at the pub and getting completely hammered with alcoholic beverages like beer, whiskey, vodka, kinder eggs or cat piss, they tend to drink water, plain water. This I believe is fascinating, Is it in the female's nature to be so attracted to healthy diets and water or is it just gay?. Its gay, its so gay in fact I studied water closely, its atomic arrangement has been widely misunderstood, its not H2O, its AidsTwoOwe, just misread by the public. This has been a plan by god to make us all gay, when drinking water I report having the tendency to suck other peoples dicks more than before, thus making me gay, but we are all gay aren't we?. I bet you are reading this in rage, punching a wall while you scream "God damn you I will not edge to the penile sucking you want me to do", but do not be worried, engage in the suck of the penile area, commonly found on enfagonated people like jefree star, ur mom or and males. It is gods I believe to bring in peace to the world, so go ahead and be gay if you feel like it.

Woman: Hey woman, lets go out with 5 other girlfriends yell loud and drink water
Woman of other decent: Yes I love being naturally attracted to males without it being gay amr?
Me: Seems like the Faggot water theory is on the run baby!

by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021

Professional Streets Nigga

A niggafied citizen, preferably in Detroit who is exceedingly good in the profession of street, like illegally selling narcotics to his so called "brothers", shooting other niggafied citizens and saying the word "nigga" repeatedly.

Child: I could really use some of the devils lettuce know what I'm saying?
Father: I get mine from Lebron, the Professional Streets Nigga, I will e-mail you his coordinates

by ShitsJustAJoke November 18, 2020

Niggarunner

The term niggarunner refers to a niggafied resident (preferable of African decent, mostly from Nigeria) that is exceedingly good at the art of running. This is a naturally developed skilled that comes with increased amounts of melanin, developed to combat a major disadvantage that niggarunners face every day, the police. The police usually chase niggarunners for 3 main reasons , Possession of Drugs (preferably crack or weed depending on the financial situation of the niggafied citizen), Third degree murder (commonly the niggarunner's girlfriend) and lastly rape(usually attractive girls aging from 16 - 21). The speed at which they are able to run has not been tested to its full potential, they are able to efficiently outrun all police vehicles with ease, we tested their speed against the latest Lamborghini supercar, which they surpassed doing twice the speed of sound at an acceleration of up to 1.000.000.000m/s^2. It is commonly believed that nasa uses niggarunners to power their spaceship engines as no item known to man can be as powerful as a niggarunner

Steve the policeman: "Ohh jesus lord its Lebron the Niggarunner again, i bet he has crack on him, i can tell from his skin tone"
Bill the policeman: "Yes steve, i tried using my latest nuclear powered rocketship to chase him but he is just too fast"

by ShitsJustAJoke November 29, 2020

Spidernigga

Spiderman is white, spider-nigga is a negrofied version of spiderman, he got the spiders from the powdery looking substance he has been smoking lately provided by one of his homies and for the past 15 minutes he has been the hood's number 1, chasing a group of villains, the crips, he can stick to walls, dodge child support, exceed warp speed when chased by the police, say the word "nigga", instead of shooting webs, he just shoots niggas and fuels with chicken and watermelon, when in need he calls his homies supernigga and lil hulk and they fuck shit up together chasing the crips.

Billy: Shit bruv i just watched Spidernigga run up on 100 women, leave them all pregnant without even noticing
Bob: He sure achieved warp speed running away from the police vehicle right there.

by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021

Autofaggot

Autofaggot is an item automated in faggot terms(usually people but other items are welcome as well), usually programmed in C#. These items have the tendency the refrain from defining themselves with binary genders (most common: Male, Female, Attack Helicopter, Non Silenced Assault Rifle or Non Genitaled Hoe) and refer to themselves as other genders (such as: non coloured spoon, tree, pizza without cheese, thermostat or other). This process is automated otherwise the person needs to be a faggot manually which is very time consuming. Fuck biology honestly if you want to be a non binary nuclear Bluetooth speaker go ahead i really don't care. Autofaggots are separated in 2 categories, Professional and Hobbyist. A Professional Autofaggot makes money in ways of faggot I can only imagine are gay. Hobbyist Autofaggots usually make little to no money as they may have a carrer as a makeup artist or president or something.

Teacher: How about you Billy, what does your father do for a living?
Billy: My father is a Professional Autofaggot, and I want to be just like him when I grow up

by ShitsJustAJoke December 3, 2020

Sexual Hybrid

We all love a Toyota Prius , some people love them in a different way, they would prefer a Prius in their bed rather than their garage, a sexual hybrid is an item (preferable a person or a Toyota Prius) that has more than 2 testicles or a 4 cylinder engine combined with an electric motor. Sexual Hybrids are distinguished in 3 categories, hexafluid person(can eject cum from 6 different testicles), non binary (does not know binary) and last but not least, vehicle thing (usually has an exhaust in the place of a vagina)

Chris: Omg Marry, you are the non binary hexafluid sexual hybrid of my dreams, can I take you out on a date?
Marry: I'm sorry Chris, but I only date non binary sexual hybrid vehicle things , that 4 cylinder engine really turns me on

by ShitsJustAJoke November 26, 2020