10 definitions by Sheepshagger

a woman who looks good enough to fuck only after one has consumed three jugs of beer, or approximately four-and-a-half litres
Britney is a three jugger, I wouldn't fuck her with your cock
by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006
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Aussie rhyming slang for fat, as in erection. A larrikin is a lovable hooligan; a hat is something worn on the head.
Trevor: Jeeze, I get a larrikin's hat just thinking about Britney pissing on me.
by Sheepshagger July 26, 2006
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something that Australia men obtain when they become too lazy to masturbate, and then regret it for the rest of their lives.
Bruce: I'm getting tired of stropping the knob five times a day, it's time I got a wife to do it for me.
by Sheepshagger July 20, 2006
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