4 definitions by Ser poohole

To be a Ankit is the most powerful and wonderful thing to be! To be a Ankit means to be a sexy ass beast, that make any female in his proximity orgasminate in a instant. To be a Ankit means getting laid every night, with his 250m monster cock.
Bob: Jheez i wish i was a Ankit
Rob: Trust me, u dont wanna be Ankit, I heard that he had to move houses every week in secret, because girls were chasing him down
Bob: is he that irresistible
Rob: yeah, i also heard that he got over 17 girls pregnant, but he yeeted them all
Bob: damn, ankit’s life must be intense
by Ser poohole July 10, 2019
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A bucktee who been getting merked since he was born. Usually said to minorities and niggers on the street. Means that they are a poopnose, poop noodle, nigga. And that they nigga pooped they’re way through life.
Me: Bruh that kid is curffed.
Dad: Ikr man has no friends
Me: smh my head is shaking my head off

Dad: oof
by Ser poohole July 10, 2019
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A big ass muthafuacking SIMP!!!
Yo uk that simp?
Oh u mean shubhjeet!
by Ser poohole March 2, 2020
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When u take the banana out of its peel and replace it with ur penis. Thus u have ur dick in a banana peel.
Like ma homemade fleshlight

Oh u mean nature’s condom
by Ser poohole December 27, 2019
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